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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Mexican jokes and Black jokes are all the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 11:10pm UTC

I get it. You love your boyfriend. But don't shut out the rest of the world just so
you can spend time with him. Because one day, he's gonna break your heart, and you'll come crawling back to your friends.
And you know what?
They're not going to be there for you anymore.
Yeah, this isn't the prettiest format... Fudge off.
Yeah, it

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:42pm UTC

❝Guys have a fight, they throw a punch, it's over. Girls don't fight fair.
They gang up, they keep secrets, they plot.
They can cut you down with a look.❞
-PrettyLittleLiars♥

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Valentines Day;
What I want to happen:
Guy I like finally asks me out, brings me flowers and chocolate, and we go see the vow.
What will actually happen:
I sit home listening to Adele, watching The Notebook on pay-per-view, eating chocolate and snuggling with my cat.
Anyone Else?
NMF

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Having a guy break your heart
and saying, "We can still be friends"
is like your dog dying and your Mom saying,
"You can still keep it."

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 1:41pm UTC

More girls need to start searching for guys that have ambition
goals,and crave sucess.
Because 10 years from now, "swag" won't be payin' for your bills.

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 5:10pm UTC

&Nothing's worse than That feeling
When you love someone you can't have.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 11:11pm UTC

I'm tired of the name calling.
Some people jokingly call me flabby,
because it rhymes with Abby.
It's not funny. At all.
It hurts. The only people who ever say something nice about me, are my bestfriends.
And sometimes, I don't even know who my friends are..
Sometimes, I just feel so empty.
When I wake up, I look in the mirror,
and am terrifiied of the person,
looking back at me.
I don't know what to do about this feeling.
You have a problem with my quotes, don't read them. I'm on here to vent, not be your personal entertainer.

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 10:14pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
♥♥♥♥♥
Me Without You
is like
A nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces
♥♥♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 7:26pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 7:22pm UTC

before;
not b4
We speak English, not bingo.

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Abbylovesyou
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 4:05pm UTC

Ma r l i n: I promised I'd never let anything hap pen to h i m. . . Dory:That's a funny th i ng to p r o m i s e. Ma r l i n: What? Dory: Well you can' t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.-Finding Nemo ♥

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