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A_Man_In_A_Straight_Jacket

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Member Since: 20 Aug 2012 06:39pm

Last Seen: 21 Aug 2012 07:40am

Location: On my pet unicorn named Philipo, in a city I like to call Potatolopolis in the country of Tomatica on Mars.

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  1. A_Man_In_A_Straight_Jacket A_Man_In_A_Straight_Jacket
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:53am UTC
    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
    Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
    The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
    The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
    Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

  2. A_Man_In_A_Straight_Jacket A_Man_In_A_Straight_Jacket
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:41am UTC
    hhah...ha...HAHAH......
    HAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHA
    HAHAHA
    ha.

  3. A_Man_In_A_Straight_Jacket A_Man_In_A_Straight_Jacket
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Electroshock therapy is my friend.
    *Laughs uncontrollably*

:)

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