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  1. Lifesarollercoaster123 Lifesarollercoaster123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    Comment and I'll make you a life story :)
    I will do them all
    Not mineeee(:

  2. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    Opening a test
    and seeing the
    first question
    and thinking...
    "Yup i'm screwed"

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:12pm UTC
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  4. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Whatever
    tickles your pickle,
    dude.
    nmf

  5. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
    Dear Haters, I found a lipstick that helps you look better, it's called,
    "Super Glue"

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    girls wouldn't have to wear 50543950349 pounds of makeup if boys weren't so god damn judgemental.
    share
    nmf

  7. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 12:32am UTC
    how do you not realize how annoying you are?

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:34pm UTC
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  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    refuse to slip, refuse to fall,
    refuse to feel anything at all,
    can't be weak, can't stand still,
    and watch your back...
    'cause no one else will.
    *•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*nmf

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    I L o v e t h a t k i d t h a t a r g u e s
    with the teacher
    entertains the whole class

  11. becca5 becca5
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you realize you don't actually like your crush.
    You like the imagenary version of them you created in your head.

  12. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Dear middle school girl
    who thinks shes a Victoria's
    Secrets model, Mind if i
    borrow a tissue? Sincerely,
    its falling out of your bra

    (follow me, i follow back!)

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    The worst thing a boy could do to
    a girl?
    Well personally, I think it's to ignore her
    while she is loving you
    with all her heart
    -Liam Payne
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  14. niftyfoshizzle niftyfoshizzle
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    You're 13.
    You smoke, you're not a virgin, & you wear more makeup than you do clothes.
    Your mom must be so proud of you.

  15. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    girls should get the week of school off when we're on our periods. ♥

  16. katesmiles katesmiles
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.
    posted by: emma21
    Who else saw this...and attempted to bite their finger off?

  17. taytayx311 taytayx311 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:16am UTC
    Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
    Want to workout?
    NMF

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    You are 8 and you have a Iphone? Who do you call?
    Dora?

  19. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    I'm so Fly.

    Superman wants to be me.

  20. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 7:27am UTC
    Dear,
    Guy Sitting Next To me,
    I can see youcopying my test..
    Sincerely,
    Joke's on you,
    I didn't study either.
    notmyformat.

:)

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