Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

AK_aak_101

  1. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    I'm gay because I bloomed late.
    I'm a whóre because I have large breasts.
    I'm fake because I dress the way I want.
    I'm stupid because I forgave him.
    I'm immature because I share my story.
    I'm fat because I don't wear a size two.
    I'm anorexic because I wear a size zero.
    I'm a slút because I'm dating him.
    I'm crazy because I did what I wanted.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and there like, "its better than yours."
    my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and there like, "you wanna trade cards?"
    my harry potter brings all the voldemorts to the yard, and hes like
    "man look at that scar."
    my xbox brings all the boys to the yard, and there like "you wanna play cod?"
    my homework brings all the asians to the yards, and there like, "it wasnt that hard."
    "my hotdog brings all the girls to the stand, and there like,"just put it in my hand."
    DAMN RIGHTT.♥

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    "how much is an eminem?"
    "50 cents."
    "WHAT!? Thats ludicris! I want
    my Nickleback.Blackeyedpeas
    are so much cheaper.I can get
    them at my grannys house,
    she lives 3 doors down.
    c'mon, lets take the
    backstreet,boys."

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Who else agrees?
    Disney Channel should have a throwback week.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:47am UTC
    New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    Personally, I feel that Romeo and Juliet
    could have handled the situation better.

  7. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    i wish you could reach inside yourself
    and rip your feelings out
    so you could put them on a table and just point
    and be like
    "look, this is how i feel
    this is what i'm trying to say"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Imagine.
    Just imagine waking up tomorrow, and everything being okay. Imagine not feeling disgusted with
    yourself. Imagine feeling like you belong. Imagine you wanting to live. Imagine falling in love.
    Imagine being happy. Imagine being the person you want to be. Imagine loving everything about
    yourself. Just imagine waking up tomorrow and realizing your purpose on Earth.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered
    which hurts the most:
    saying something and wishing you had not,
    or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    the only way
    to get what you really want is to
    let go of what you don't want.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    i wonder what you think
    when you see me ♥

  12. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:36am UTC
    so i've decided that my wifi will be my valentine.
    idk, we just have this connection.

  13. Purplepandas Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    "The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about"
    --Unknown


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    Why are clothes so expensive?
    I shouldn't have to pay to not be naked, people should be paying me not to be naked.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    me: *likes character*
    character: *dies*
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    If you’ve ever
    tried to fight tears on the bus ride home, and failed.
    If you’ve ever lied about why your eyes were glazed over,
    and you were believed.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stopped listening to your favorite band
    because he liked them too.
    If you’ve ever hated a girl you didn’t know
    because he picked her over you.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever wished you were weak enough to cry in public.
    If you’ve ever constantly hid behind laughter and smiles.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever bit your lip to stop it from quivering.
    If you’ve ever walked with your eyes planted on the ground.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stared into the darkness before sleep,
    trying to avoid the ‘what’s if’s’ and ‘if only’s’.
    If you’ve ever listened to totally different music,
    but ended up thinking about him anyway.
    This one’s for you.
    The girl who doesn’t get the guy.
    The girl who still lives her life to the fullest she can.
    The girl who gets up every day and doesn’t give up.
    This one’s for you,
    because it takes so much to be that strong.

  18. kk6 kk6
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    I HATE ALL PEOPLE
    except the people that i like.

  19. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Interviewer: He's got tiny hands, thats why he's got a tiny guitar.
    Ed Sheeran: Big feet though.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    signs he likes you
    (1 of 10)
    They stand closer to you or they
    keep a smaller distance when they’re
    around you. It shows that they are
    comfortable with you..
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles