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AK_aak_101

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Member Since: 11 Sep 2011 02:15am

Last Seen: 25 May 2013 09:05am

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  1. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:46am UTC
    Dear Haters of One Direction, Yeah us Directioners see your hate quotes. But is that going to stop us from liking them? Yeah you say all they do is 'act' like they love their fans. Hate to break it to you but they LOVE us. All of the hate needs to go away. Do you think that your opinion about them won't affect us? WRONG. You are hating on our boys. And when you hate on them, well we want to prove you wrong. Lets just see how many people care about whats being said about them. Repost this as your quote and sign your name at the bottom. Please, I don't want to be the only one on here who cares. i had to stick up for my boys:P OneDirectiiion drama_mama_100 OneDirectionBabey Amanda721 italiangirl3 1dforever46 1Direction_Facts NiallHoransGF Browneyelover Blairisepic MissTomlinson onedirection143 Julidanika BieberSwaggg OneDirectionQuotes AK_aak_101

  2. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:43am UTC
    Friend chooses number between 1-10 Me: It's 69 isn't it?

  3. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:37am UTC
    In wood tech-
    Me: What the hell is a diode?
    Nerd: A diode allows electricy to flow in one direction only and blocks the flow in the opposite direction. For example Kevin gives Louis a toy car, this works with a diode . . . .
    What I hear: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah one direction blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah directioner. Blah blah Kevin blah Louis blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah . . . .
    mq/nmf

  4. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 8:59am UTC
    I need a four month holiday.
    Three times a year.

  5. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:31am UTC
    Lil Wayne: 5%- Black 95%- Tattoo 0.0

  6. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:29am UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    I knew a girl who had a british accent but wasn't from England.I thought that she might have gotten it from her parents, but one dayI went to her house and her parents did not have a British accent. So I askedher why she had one. She said, "Until I was seven, my Parents faked a British accent because they wanted a child with one"Tumblr
    CookieDoughFormats

  7. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:41am UTC
    So Today ...
    I went for a blood test. The nurse that was doing it tried doing it on my right
    arm first. She left the needle there for quite a while, but no blood was coming out.
    She kept muttering to me "You have no blood!" or "How are you alive!" As a joke.
    So she tried my left arm and it worked. It was nothing big, just a few mililiters. She kept
    the needle in for what seemed like forever then took it out. I said bye, then my Mum and
    I walked out into the waiting area. I started feeling dizzy, and said "I feel wierd". I walked
    outside into the carpark and couldn't see anything. I told my Mum, before everything went
    black. This was the strangest feeling ever. I suppose this is what it feels like if you cut your
    wrists and you cut too deep. I felt like I would never wake up, after several minutes I woke up.
    I forgot what happened and it took me minutes to figure out what was going on. So this to all
    the girls and guys who cut ...
    DON'T.
    You may just fall asleep and never wake up.

  8. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:52am UTC
    Hello
    Witty,
    R.I.P
    grades. nxzc.mxzc,.mmxzc.mxzc,.mf

  9. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:54am UTC
    It'sMyThirteenth Birthday!CanIGet AFewFaves?♥

  10. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    *Singing out loud* Me: Baby you light up my life like nobody else
    Laptop:Why thank you ;) wittygirlxformats

  11. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 9:09am UTC
    When I was younger
    My mother told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the task, I told them they didn't understand life.

  12. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:00am UTC
    Parents: You're gorgeous, darling
    Friends: OMG! You are so pretty.
    Family: You must have boys building statues of you!
    Boys: I've never seen this species before.

  13. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:10am UTC
    We All Have That One Friend:
    who always gives
    "growing up" advice
    but still hasn't gone through it yet

    my quote/nmf

  14. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:46am UTC
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    I just read
    "A list of 100 things to do before you die"
    I'm surprised "Yell for help" wasn't one.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    format by ; lovebywhisper

  15. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:31am UTC
    Emi nem : I had a dream I was king, I woke up still king
    Jus t in Bieber : I had a dream I was gay, I woke up still gay

  16. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:19am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Be nice to nerds...
    chances are you'll
    be working for them

  18. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 5:50am UTC
    Me:*Sees colorblind guy trying to solve a Rubix cube*
    Colorblind Kid: Oh think I got it, Oh nope
    Me (Thinking) This could take a while

  19. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 6:03am UTC
    Did you know...
    { A woman's heart beats faster than a man' s }
    II wonder why . . . - _ -

  20. AK_aak_101 AK_aak_101
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:12am UTC
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