AEleanore's Quotes

AEleanore
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 6:15pm UTC

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
...
a BANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Everything's made in China
except for babies.
Those are made in
Va-China...

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AEleanore
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May 13, 2013 4:21pm UTC

FRIDAY!
Welcome back you sexy son of a btch
We've been looking for you since monday...

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 10:38pm UTC

I DON'T FART
I whisper in my panties

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Glitter was a great idea...
until you realized
it was the Herpes of crafting supplies
and now you can't get rid of it

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 10:29pm UTC

say:eye
spell:map
say:ness

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 10:21pm UTC

TURNING OFF THE LIGHT DOWNSTAIRS
and running upstairs so no one kills you

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 10:18pm UTC

giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal.
you didn't see anything, hear anything, or get it from me.

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 10:08pm UTC

3 FACTS ABOUT YOU:
1) You can't say "M" without your lips touching
2) You're trying it now looking like and idiot
3) Now you're smiling

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Hey, Mom! Can I play my new
video game you bought me at
WALMART today?
Sure, John!
Well I can't. BECAUSE YOU
FCKING LEFT ME THERE!
Be there in 5 mins.

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 9:48pm UTC

...don't act like you've never waddled across the house
to get a new roll of toilet paper
with your pants around your ankles

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 9:32pm UTC

I'M JUST A CUPCAKE LOOKIN' FOR A STUD MUFFIN

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 8:54pm UTC

it's not who you are that holds you back,
it's who you think you're not

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 11:06pm UTC

i've closed enough windows to know
you can never look back

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:40pm UTC

I'm not sure yet
About life
About love
But in time
I'm sure it'll all be fine

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 7:02pm UTC

we can only be
what we give ourselves the power to be
-Native American Proverb

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 6:47pm UTC

where there is no
struggle
there is no
strength

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 4:04pm UTC

WAKE UP.
KICK @SS.
REPEAT.

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:53pm UTC

...he's the cream in my coffee

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:45pm UTC

You know what 'fine' stands for, don't you?
Freaked out...
Insecure...
Neurotic...
Emotional...

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