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AEleanore
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January 22, 2014 5:02pm UTC

I'M OUT ON THE EDGE
AND I'M SCREAMING MY NAME
LIKE A FOOL
AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

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AEleanore
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January 22, 2014 4:54pm UTC

aren't all of us stuck
with the choices we make?

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AEleanore
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January 22, 2014 4:51pm UTC

YOU SHOULD LEARN TO FORGET WHAT I SAY
I KNOW I DO

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AEleanore
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January 22, 2014 4:49pm UTC

i should HATE to be predictable

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AEleanore
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January 22, 2014 4:47pm UTC

there's something about the lack of needing to be liked that is tremendously attractive

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AEleanore
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January 22, 2014 4:41pm UTC

NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY BACK HIS PAST

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AEleanore
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January 22, 2014 4:39pm UTC

Do you know the big problem with a disguise?
However hard you try its always a self portrait...

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AEleanore
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June 14, 2013 6:27pm UTC

MADNESS IS GENIUS
-Marilyn Monroe

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AEleanore
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June 3, 2013 4:02pm UTC

SOMETIMES I THINK I'M BIPOLAR
then I change my mind

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AEleanore
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May 31, 2013 7:04pm UTC

WELCOME WITTY FRESH MEAT!!!
BY JOINING OUR ONLINE CULT
YOU HAVE JUST SOULD YOUR SOUL
TO THE DEVIL
also know as Steve

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AEleanore
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May 29, 2013 3:58pm UTC

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 10:02pm UTC

DEJA MOO
the feeling that you've heard this bull before

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AEleanore
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May 28, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Saw this. Thought Why not?
1. Do you sleep without clothing? No.
2. Do you like noodles? Yes.
3. Do you enjoy drama? Yes.
4. Are you a girly girl? Yes.
5. Small or large purses? Large.
7. Are you short? Yes.
8. Do you like somebody? Yes.
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Not really.
10. Do you like Halloween? Yes.
11. Favorite time of year? Fall.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? A bathroom floor.
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No.
14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? I don't think so.
15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Sometimes.
be honest;
1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? White.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Dark hair.
3. Longest relationship? One school symester.
4. Do you have a best friend? Yesss!
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Sort of.
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? No.
7. Do you like your life? Yeah.
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? No.
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls.
10. How long have you had a facebook? Don't have one.
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? No.
12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Dying.
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yes.
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? It depends.
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yes.
17. Do you ever wish you were famous? All the time.
18. Are you currently missing someone? Sort of.
19: What are you doing right now? Filling this out.
which type?
Cowboy or Gangster? Gangster.
Face or Body? Face.
Sweet or Sexy? Sexy.
Contacts or Glasses? Contacts.
yourself;
01. Eyeliner or Mascara? Mascara.
02. Pink or black? Pink.
03. Pumps or flats? .
04. Skirts or pants? Skirts.
05. Socks or leggings? Leggings.
06. Hoodies or jackets? Jackets.
07. Heels or sneakers? Heels.
08. Straight or curly hair? Straight.
09. White or black? Black.
10. Smoothies or lattes? Lattes.
11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular.
12. Water or daiquiris? Daiduiris.
13. Pearls or diamonds? Both.
14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Niether.
15. iPod or cell phone? Both.
16. Friends or family? Both.
17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Both.
18. Manicure or pedicures? Manicure.
19. Tank tops or beaters? Tank tops.
20. Big sunglasses or small? Big.
21. Sunglasses or purses? Both.
in a Guy;
1)Funny or Serious? Serious.
2)Romantic or Daredevil? Romatic.
3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Dark eyes.
4)Long Hair or Short Hair? Short hair.
5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Doesn't matter.
6)Baseball Player or cheerleader? Baseball player.

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 6:22pm UTC

The image of myself
which I try to create
in my own mind
in order that I may love myself
is very different from the image
which I try to create
in the minds of others
in order that they may love me
~W. H. Auden~

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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 9:00pm UTC

PREGNANCY Q&A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's s/x?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during plabor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is ther anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 8:48pm UTC

TO DO LIST
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear a shirt that says 'life'. Hand out lemons on street corner.
4. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 8:43pm UTC

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS AND
THIS HAPPENED
GUY: hey
GIRL:
GUY: HEY
GIRL: what?
GUY: you know, there should be a warning sign on my d/ck
GIRL: excuse me?
GUY: yeah, it should say choking hazard *high fives bro*
GIRL: isn't that a label they put on small objects?

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Friend: what's your sxeual orientation?
Me: i'm a sxeual atheist.
Friend: what does that mean?
Me: i don't believe i'll ever get laid.

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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 8:35pm UTC

If money dosen't grow on trees,
then why do banks have branches?

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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 8:32pm UTC

VEGETARIAN is an old indian word for bad hunter

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