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1. concepts*
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   November 12, 2015 8:13pm UTC
   Imagine you are
   
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2. concepts*
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   March 25, 2015 1:10pm UTC
   When Big Hero 6 first came out I thought I just missed the other five
   
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3. concepts*
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   September 25, 2014 2:26pm UTC
   my mom left me at home with a cake and
   I just can't help it, it's so yummy and it's slowly dissapearing and I don't know what to do and
   I'm also allergic to milk
   
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4. concepts*
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   September 25, 2014 1:26pm UTC
   Petty Problems #3
   When your lipgloss gets on something other than your lips.
   
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5. concepts*
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   September 16, 2014 7:24pm UTC
   Petty Problems #2:
   Getting a headache after watching Netflix eight hours straight.
   
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6. concepts*
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   September 16, 2014 4:22pm UTC
   Petty Problems #1Wondering if he's going to ask you to the Homecoming Dance.
   
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7. concepts*
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   September 15, 2014 11:10pm UTC
   a wise man once said:
   
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8. concepts*
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   November 25, 2013 6:04pm UTC
   If I died today would you confess your love tomorrow?
   
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9. concepts*
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   November 17, 2013 10:58pm UTC
   English teacher passing out essays: "Oh C can you C by the C, C, C, C."
   
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10. concepts*
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    November 8, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    I love how the default Witty profile pictures are cats, It's like Steve already knew where our lives were headed.
    
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11. concepts*
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    September 19, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    Me: I hate change.
    Friend: Is that why you haven't updated to iOS 7 yet? I was beginning to get worried.
    
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12. concepts*
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    September 17, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    I'm sorry,
    I don't speak emoji.
    
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13. concepts*
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    September 16, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    "Are you gonna kiss me already or do we have to prolong this cliché staring off into the dark after revealing our most deepest darkest secrets followed by an awkward silence moment?"
    
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14. concepts*
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    September 16, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
    
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15. concepts*
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    September 14, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    Is it just me or is it everytime I see Miley Cyrus she has less clothing on?
    
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16. concepts*
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    September 11, 2013 7:00am UTC
    So my bestfriend just told me he was gay. I was the first person he told and he thought it would ruin our friendship. It did not, and I told him I supported him, that he was just a good as everyone else.
    I'm fine with it, but I am in shock an I don't know what to say. I mean, he was the last person I'd ever suspect. Any advice wittian to wittian?
    
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17. concepts*
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    September 5, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    One Direction?
    More like One Perfection.
    
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18. concepts*
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    August 8, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Princess: "I know wher-
    Knight: *clamps hand over her mouth*
    Princess: ...
    Knight: "Quiet, or thou shall stir the beast."
    Knight: *pulls out sword so loudly an earthquake happens*
    
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19. concepts*
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    July 31, 2013 2:04am UTC
    Pain, pain, go away,
    Don't come again another day.
    
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20. concepts*
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    July 30, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away...
    because asthma attacks sure seems to sum life up.
    
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