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  1. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    Not to worry fellow Wittyers, pympyquotes.com is no match for us. Their hottest quote of all time only has 136 faves. Just thought I would tell you.
    Quote Format: HelloFormats

  2. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    ..................................................................
    And I Hate When
    my phone decides to take ninja classes without me
    ..................................................................

  3. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    ♫♥♪
    We fit like a puzzle;
    no missing pieces
    ♫♥♪

  4. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Love; ♥
    Isn't finding someone you can live with...
    It's finding someone you can't live without
    Credit to Random_Requests :)

  5. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana...

  6. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

  7. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair Color:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [ ]Blonde - $50
    [ ] Black - $15
    [ ] Bald - $5
    [ ] Other- $75
    Total: $100
    Eye Color:
    [x] Brown - $50
    [ ] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    [ ] Hazel $100
    [ ] Other - $15
    Total so far: $150
    Height:
    [ ] Over 7′ - $200
    [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $235
    Age:
    [ ] 50 to 56 - $175
    [ ] 46 to 50 - $150
    [ ] 41 to 45 - $125
    [ ] 31 to 40 - $100
    [ ] 26 to 30 - $75
    [ ] 21 to 25 - $50
    [ ] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $335
    Birth Order:
    [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [ ] second born - $150
    [ ] Middle child - $100
    [x] Last Born - $100
    [ ] third born - $550
    [ ] fourth born - $300
    [ ] fifth born - $400
    [ ] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $435
    Drink?
    [ ] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [ ] Sometimes - $215
    [ ] YES - $200
    [ ] only weekends - $300
    [ ] Every other day - $50
    [ ] Once a day - $15
    [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Total so far: $1035
    Vision?
    [] perfect vision - $400
    [ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [ ] No correction - $100
    [x] Glasses - $50
    [x] contacts - $25
    [ ] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1110
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Total so far: $1610
    Favorite Colors/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [x] Green-$750
    [x] Red - $600
    [ ] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [ ] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [x] Other - $500
    Total: $4335
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [ ] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $5335

  8. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    This is beautiful!
    Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.
    She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?
    " The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?
    Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked,
    "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves When you're down to nothing, God is up to something. REPOST THIS<3

  9. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 10:40am UTC
    Or don't respond, that's cool...
    But I really wish that you would

  10. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    "Are you really okay?"No. I am acting like I am okay. Please don't interrupt my performance.

  11. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 1:12am UTC
    on a sheet of paper,write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. california or florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservatice and agressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find yoursoulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

  12. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 11:11pm UTC
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    Happy Pi Day Everyone (:

  13. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:49am UTC
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  14. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:42am UTC
    A Perfect Boyfriend<3
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    •kiss her in front of your friends
    •tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldn't matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk(:

  15. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    When your dog winks at you
    And you think,
    "Well this is awkward,
    Yet so CUTE!!!
    Why can't HE wink at me like that???"

  16. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    I like to bite my nails,
    And play the air guitar,
    I like to keep my suitcase packed,
    'Cause I'm going far,
    I think you're nice,
    But I don't wanna
    Waste my time,
    I may seem crazy,
    But don't worry,
    I'm just fine
    All the way up,
    All the way down,
    Never look back,
    It's time to break out,
    I want it my way,
    I'll do what I do,
    I know what I like,
    Maybe it's you,
    That's right,
    It's a temporary life,
    It's a ride that takes you,
    All the way up,
    All the way down
    Never look back,
    It's time to break out.

  17. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    ----->http://www.com/q/2525695 <-----
    this quote right here, is THE story of my life, like LEGIT!!!

  18. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Infans
    te amo,
    volo numquam dimittet vos,
    eo magis super,
    magis volo ut sciatis quae
    agis est super cute
    et stupri cant sustinebit
    (That's Latin, so use Google translate >_<)

  19. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    ♫♥♪& Legit;
    That's a SERIOUS word
    so, don't use it
    unless you're serious♪♥♫

  20. 8afs324 8afs324
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 12:16am UTC
    You're stranger than a strange old man
    --My dad
    Oh how I love him and his quirky sayings.

:)

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