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1. 500_days_of_frankie
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Will someone please tell me
   how to delete an
   account???!!!
   
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2. 500_days_of_frankie
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   July 28, 2012 8:22am UTC
   My cousin sings
   the batman theme and then yells 'THUNDER!' by AC/DC
   so it's like
   dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-THUNDER!
   i just thought everyone would want to know that
   
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3. 500_days_of_frankie
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   July 3, 2012 2:09pm UTC
   I've needed to pee for ages, but i didn't want to leave witty........
   back in a sec!
   
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4. 500_days_of_frankie
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   July 3, 2012 1:52pm UTC
   When you listen to a song or watch something on t.v that makes you feel ready for summer...
   then you remember, you live in Britain.
   
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5. 500_days_of_frankie
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   July 1, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   I'm staying on facebook till 12:00 tonight so i can be the first person to wish my best friend a happy birthday <3
   
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6. 500_days_of_frankie
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   July 1, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   Has anyone else heard 'Good Times' by Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen?
   Oh Adam, what have you done?
   I hope the whole new album isn't like this...
   AND NO MORE SINGING WITH THOSE POP SINGERS!
   
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7. 500_days_of_frankie
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   July 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   Harry Styles slept with a 32 year old woman who was already married...he's 18.
   so why do you all think he's so cute and sweet?
   
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8. 500_days_of_frankie
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   July 1, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. 500_days_of_frankie
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   July 1, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   ''Football is a gentlemans' sport played by hooligans,
   Rugby is a hooligans' sport played by gentlmen.''
   - anonymous
   
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10. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 30, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Horton: I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny!
    -Horton hears a who
    
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11. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 30, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
    Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.
    -Horton hears a who
    
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12. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 30, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Rapunzel: Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother?
    [starts twirling frying pan]
    Rapunzel: Well...
    [laughs]
    Rapunzel: ...tell that to my frying pa-
    [accidentally hits herself with pan]
    -Tangled
    
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13. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 30, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    [looking in the mirror with Rapunzel]
    Mother Gothel: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady.
    [Rapunzel smiles]
    Mother Gothel: Oh look, you're here too
    -Tangled
    
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14. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 30, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Flynn: This would break her heart and crush her soul
    Repunzel: Break her heart?
    Flynn: In half
    Repunzel: Crush her soul?!
    Flynn: Like a grape
    -Tangled
    
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15. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 30, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    ''Momma says
    HAPPINESS
    comes from the
    little drops of sunshine
    that come down when you're
    feeling blue''
    -waterboy
    
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16. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 30, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    ''Momma says
    alligators get so angry
    cuz they got all those teeth
    and no toothbrush''
    -waterboy
    
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17. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 29, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    this is kinda embarressing, but...
    does anyone know how to get rid of back acne?
    i really want to know, cuz it's summer, and you know, i'm going on holiday, i'll be wearing bikinis...
    
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18. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 29, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Some of those tennis players
    sound like they're giving birth when they go to hit the ball
    
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19. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 29, 2012 8:49am UTC
    ''And everything is quiet
    And it's always...
    YOU AND ME ALWAYS
    AND FOREVER!
    YOU AND ME ALWAYS
    AND FOREVER!
    BA BA BA BA BA
    it was always
    YOU AND ME ALWAYS...''
    You and Me Song - The Wannadies
    
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20. 500_days_of_frankie
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    June 27, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    i just thought about him, and i suddenly wanted him so bad. even though i've never even spoken to him before. and he thinks im an absolute weirdo. i am also feeling really sad and angry about my auntie leaving and all that shizz, and i feel kinda happy because of this music.. and i feel like laughing because my friends are so funny... so lots of emotions are mixing together here, and i feel so werid. i dont even know why i am posting this. i just needed to get it all down...
    
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