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yourcool
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December 24, 2013 4:23pm UTC

do you ever just have that one
person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it's just never going to go away

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 4:08pm UTC

are people becoming more annoying
or am i just becoming more angry

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 4:27pm UTC

i have like 64 different laughs
all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:12pm UTC

I don’t wear makeup and I don’t try to look nice to impress guys. I wear makeup and I try to look nice for myself and to outdo other girls so that I’m the alpha female.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC

me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 7:25pm UTC

I SEE YOU
Format by Breeze

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 9:47am UTC

the problem with money is that
too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 9:59am UTC

ever accidentally throw something away
and realize you actually needed it? haha i did this with my life

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC

yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
OH GOD

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC

christmas list:
killer eyebrows
a boyfriend
anything edible really
selfie skills

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC

Me: *Walks into ice cream parlor*
Me: *Braces self*
Me: I would like a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.
Me: Nailed it.

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 9:36am UTC

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: ''Puts earbuds in''
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: ''takes out earbuds''
Parents:
Parents:
Me: ''puts earbuds back
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 6:18am UTC

i have lost all motivation
i only care about christmas.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 6:27am UTC

What's stopping you?

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Gpc11
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 5:30pm UTC

A crazy girl just called me a stalker and then blocked me.��I don't know what her deal is, but i'm about to ring her doorbell and find out

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_Jannette
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 10:14pm UTC

H E L L O
my name is
Estaban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa
Ramirez
format cred. : _Jannette
Please don't remove.

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note saying "Toys not included".Bernard Manning
Format by Breeze

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Dear diary,
I finally got 12 followers on witty today. I'm trying really hard not to let the fame get to my head, but it's difficult. today, some lady at the store asked me if i wanted paper or plastic and i lost it. Am I too famous for her questions? I can't believe I haven't been asked to do a magazine cover yet.. I hate to get my hopes up, but I feel like it's coming soon.

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