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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:12am UTC
    getting real sick of
    underwear and responsibilities

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:21am UTC
    “I want to kiss you so hard that you will never be able to get the taste of me out of your mouth.”

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:31am UTC
    i may not be your cup of tea
    but i'm your 10th shot of tequila

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:33am UTC
    I'd choose you.
    Every god damn time.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:35am UTC
    when a girl says "make me"
    that's secret code for "fck the sht out of me until i can't walk or talk straight"

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 10:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:08pm UTC
    "I realized why you're not my cup of tea.
    I drink coffee."

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:24pm UTC
    weeks, months, year, centuries
    will pass.
    you will be the only one i ever
    look for in croweded places.

  9. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 10:46am UTC
    My favorite place to be is inside your hug.Your arms around me feels like home.And I am homesick right now.

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    WHY THE HELL DO GUYS EXPECT SO MUCH FROM US
    like they want us to have a flat stomach, big butt, big boobs and
    a pretty face while some of these guy look like apes

  11. YouthInRetrospect YouthInRetrospect
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    There's a pessimistic poem that, when read backwards, becomes optimistic:
    I’m a part of a lost generation
    and I refuse to believe that
    I can change the world
    I realize this may be a shock but
    “Happiness comes from within”
    is a lie, and
    “Money will make me happy”
    So in thirty years I’ll tell my children
    They are not the most important thing in my life
    My employer will know that
    I have my priority straight because
    Work
    Is more important than
    Family
    I tell you this
    Once upon a time
    Families stay together
    But this will not be true in my era
    This is a quick fix society
    Experts tell me
    Thirty years from now I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce
    I do not concede that
    I will live in a country of my own making
    In the future
    Environmental destruction will be the norm
    No longer can it be said that
    My peers and I care about this earth
    It will be evident that
    My generation is apathetic and lethargic
    It is foolish to presume that
    There is hope

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    reasons why people think i hate school:
    having to do work
    reasons why i actually hate school:
    dumb fking idiots in all of my classes
    not being able to eat on my own schedule
    not being able to drink coffee in class
    not having hot classrooms outrageously freezing classrooms because the schools bipolar having to wear pants p.e
    filthy bathrooms
    teachers that cant teach presentations
    never having time to go to my locker
    having to do work

  13. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    You shouldn't judge.
    Some people can't lose weight.
    Some people can't gain weight.
    Society says you should have a perfect body.
    When in reality there's no perfect body.
    Perfection doesn't exist.
    People should stop looking for it.
    I hate seeing girls hating how they look,
    based on the opinions of others.
    STOP!
    You're beautiful.
    You only have one body.
    You're going to have it until the day you die.
    Instead of finding negatives find the positives.
    When someone compliments you, thank them.
    Stop trying to please others.
    Please yourself.
    Be happy with yourself.
    When you die,
    People aren't going to remember you as
    “the fat one” or “she was so skinny”
    They will remember you by the friendships
    You made and the things you acheived.
    You are so beautiful.
    Always remember that.

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2250
    When your bag
    catches on the door handle
    and you back up the whole
    flow of people behind you.
    tumblr

  15. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    basically my mood every day:
    ew
    how about no
    can u not
    stahp
    get a life
    honestly are you that dumb
    i'm done
    leave
    get out
    go home
    is it possible to die of stupidity exposure
    get away from me peasant

  16. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:52am UTC
    One cut, Two cuts
    Three cuts, Four;
    Always deperate
    For just one more.
    Five pills, Six pills
    Seven, Now eight;
    Some meant for sleep,
    Some to lose weight.
    One eye closes
    the other to follow,
    Hoping this time it'll work,
    as her breathing becomes hollow.
    She drops to the floor,
    as her hands uncurl.
    Welcome to the life
    of a Suicidal Girl.

  17. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    I just wanted you
    to know, that when I do picture myself happy, it's with you.

  18. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:04am UTC
    What if...
    the reason we can't walk through mirrors is because
    our reflection is in the way?

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    kim kardashian wants to name her child Easton.
    EASTon.
    please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST
    don't you get it.
    EASTON WEST.
    EAST AND WEST.
    WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    when attractive people complitment you
    on things and get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt.

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