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  1. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am EDT
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
    ~
    nmf

  2. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:08pm EDT
    Those scenarios you make up;
    in your head when you start to like someone.

  3. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:15am EDT
    Can you relate??
    -You sit in your towel after a shower cuz you’re too lazy to get dressed.
    -You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
    -You hate when one string of you hoodie is longer than the other.
    - You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t.
    -You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious.--
    -You hate when your parents get serious about something funny you told them.
    -You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and then copies you in a higher voice.
    -You pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -You text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud.
    -You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them.
    -You’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -You use the “sup” head nod.
    -You just did the nod after you read it.
    -You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -You cheak the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appared.

  4. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:31pm EDT
    I'm the type of person,
    Who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny.
    Follow me, I probably won't follow back c;

  5. iamkenzie97 iamkenzie97
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:32pm EDT
    That awkward moment when:
    you look in the mirror.
    while crying.
    and you just start crying more.

  6. neverloosefaith neverloosefaith
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 8:55am EDT
    Josh Hutcherson
    If you knew about him in
    Little Manhattan
    Bridge to Terebithia
    Zathura
    RV
    Kicking and Screaming
    Journey to the Center of the Earth
    NOT just The Hunger Games
    Then I have respect for you

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm EST
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.

  8. Roxeyd Roxeyd
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:19pm EST
    That one boy,
    Who brings a smile to your face
    When you simply
    Think about him.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 3:54pm EST
    I always wonder
    What people think
    When they first see me.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:00pm EST
    "I need a new profile picture."
    *takes picture*
    *looks at it*
    "Now I remember why I don't change my proifle picture."

  11. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:04pm EST
    If your life ended tomorrow,
    would you be proud of what you
    left behind?

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 1:00pm EST
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    How I finish a presentation:
    "So.. yeah."

  13. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:19pm EST
    Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
    Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
    *10 minutes later*
    Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:21am EST
    When writing a facebook status: Proof-read like 10 times.
    When writing an essay for school: Proof read exactly 0 times.
    NMQ

  15. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:05pm EST
    Dear Boys,
    if you wear a hat, prepare for it to be taken by us.
    Sincerely, Girls
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:34pm EST
    Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
    *ten minutes go by*
    Mom: Are you ready yet?!
    Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
    Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:11pm EST
    Simon says jump.
    Simon didn't say land, you're all out.

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:52pm EST
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all

  19. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:34pm EST
    click to see this quote

  20. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:39pm EST
    Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
    Me: AM I PREGNANT?
    Me: Wait...
    Me: Still a virgin.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
    Me: Seems legit.
    -tumblr-

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