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_Jannette
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December 9, 2013 8:38pm UTC

I wish people looked like
their personalities
Jannette's Format. DO not remove.

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happiest*
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December 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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ChocoTaco
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December 1, 2013 1:07pm UTC

Sometimes I start doing weird things in front of people
And then I realize, wait, we're not friends.

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happiest*
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December 5, 2013 2:07pm UTC

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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December 2, 2013 7:34pm UTC

If people are going to assume that guys
with long hair are gay & girls with
short hair are lesb/ans ;
I'm gonna just assume
all bald men are eagles.

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happiest*
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December 8, 2013 1:54pm UTC

GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.

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lovecrazy
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November 26, 2013 9:34pm UTC

So I fell asleep today in English class....
Teacher: *Asks me a question"
Me: *Continues sleeping*
Teacher: *Yells my name*
Kid beside me: *Nudges me* Answer the question
Me: *Sits up quickly* A! Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in... 1972?
Teacher: 3 things. First, I asked where your essay was. Second, wrong class. And third, your date is waaaaay off.
True story. Seriously the most embarrassing thing ever........

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happiest*
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November 27, 2013 3:26pm UTC

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

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BravoSierra
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December 13, 2013 5:10pm UTC

"dont be shy"
thanks u cured me.

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happiest*
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November 30, 2013 2:57pm UTC

teacher in 2012: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called romeo and juliet
teacher in 2142: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called mean girls

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Hale_Storm18
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November 30, 2013 8:54pm UTC

accomplishments of 2013
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-i probably spent more time on the internet than last year

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:23am UTC

One time I forgot what a feather was called so I called it a “bird leaf”

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:53pm UTC

parent: *yells at you for 20 minutes*
parent: why are you crying

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happiest*
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December 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC

there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u

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happiest*
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December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

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happiest*
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December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:42pm UTC

My youngest sister got a detention and a letter sent home
because a boy told her "girls don't fart" so she sat on him and farted.
I'm actually dying right now.

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伤*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC

have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
so you just stare blankly into space
while feeling your heart break into pieces

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Shoutout to the ones
Who wait all year just to tell their friends 'I havn't showered since last year' at 12:00 on January 1st.

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ChocoTaco
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December 21, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Band member: *Smiles into crowd*
12 year old fangirl: Sweet Jesus he just smiled at me, and we so have a connection. He gave me that smirk like I was the most beautiful things he's ever need. And I think he winked at me and omg what if we get married?

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