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Member Since: 16 Oct 2012 05:49pm

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Location: USA

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user id: 334908

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hey there, the name's emily, 15 years old, and my cake day is september 8th. i love fall
single in the womb single till the tomb

3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 4:01pm UTC

Rules of the English language
1. their our know rules

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 2:55pm UTC

You have to really love dancing to stick with it. It gives you nothing back, no manuscripts to store away, no paintings to show on walls or hang in a museum, no poems to be printed and sold, nothing but that single fleeting moment you feel alive.

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 2:55pm UTC

When a stranger compliments me:
Me: Awww thank you.
When my friend compliments me:
Me: You lie

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question:
I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day, is that bad?
Best answer: Chosen by Asker
That can't be comfortable. Try a chair.
Asker's Rating: * * * *

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Three horrible facts
1. today is not friday
2. tomorrow is not friday
3. even the day after tomorrow is not friday
nmq

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 9:49pm UTC

When all you want to do
is sit down and cry
because nothing seems to be going your way.

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC

That awkward moment,
when someone's voice doesn't match their appearance...
-_-
nmf/nmq

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC

When you hear the words,
"next goal wins",
you know you need to
step up your game♥
my quote/nmf

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:23pm UTC

If a girl has walls up...
it's because it was built,
brick by brick,
lie after lie,
heatbreak after heartbreak.
nmf,nmq

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Hello, I am
Glen Coco

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 10:32pm UTC

-----------------♥♥--------------
Periods are gross
periods are eeew
a periods not a period.
Til someone screams "F*ck you"
-----------------♥♥---------------
m q

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:43pm UTC

I wonder,
what my future spouse is doing right now.

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 5:29pm UTC

witty: 511 comments, 184 faves
me: haha you lie

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 5:26pm UTC

I wonder if
Anyone saw me today,
And thought, "Wow, she's beautiful."

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 11:03am UTC

not being able to figure out
how to work someone's shower when you're at their house.
mq