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taking a break.

2lazy2care
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May 7, 2012 11:15pm UTC

someone put me back in the womb this isnt working out

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May 6, 2012 1:57am UTC

Imagine One Direction on Ellen
Ellen:so you're gay?
One Direction:what
Ellen:I'm gay
One Direction:we know but-
Ellen:it's cool being gay
One Direction:we're not g-
Ellen:go gays!!
Louis:Woohooo!

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May 5, 2012 2:19pm UTC

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May 4, 2012 6:32pm UTC

teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: *walks away*
me: the f_ck did she just say

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May 4, 2012 6:15pm UTC

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oh my gosh i love you guys seriously thank you. (:

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May 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC

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May 3, 2012 6:53pm UTC

mom, grandma, aunts: gosh look at that face you look so mature and beautiful you have a boyfriend on the way i can feel like everybody lock her up before the boys start chasing after her
everyone else: is it human? maybe we should poke it with a stick

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2lazy2care
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May 3, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Fangirl life: Everyday I'm suffering.

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2lazy2care
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May 2, 2012 11:14pm UTC

friends are like balloons
if you stab them they die.

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2lazy2care
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May 2, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE

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May 1, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Screaming "DIE!" when you
spray bug spray on a bug.

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2lazy2care
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May 1, 2012 8:52pm UTC

drake's motto = YOLO
witty's motto = YNLO
You Never Log Out

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2lazy2care
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April 30, 2012 10:27pm UTC

zayn: *looking down and texting*
harry: *looking down and texting*
niall: *jumps over a wall*
niall: now i'm climbing the walls, but you don't notice at all.

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2lazy2care
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April 30, 2012 10:00pm UTC

me: *puts earphones in*
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me: oh right
me: *plays music*

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2lazy2care
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April 29, 2012 9:16pm UTC

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43 notifications??? you guys are beautiful. <3

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April 29, 2012 3:08am UTC

so yesterday in class we were taking our state tests and we couldn’t talk until everyone
finished and everyone was done except for this kid juan and i looked at him and said “you
are the only juan left” and i laughed so hard i snorted.
-tumblr

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April 28, 2012 8:46pm UTC

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2lazy2care
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April 27, 2012 9:58pm UTC

depressed?
earphones in. volume up.
ignore the world.

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2lazy2care
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April 27, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Harry's Wedding Vows: Erm... so.... basically..... we just..... get on..... really....... well
nmq

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April 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC

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