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Hey! This is Connor and Jake's page! And their Best Friend Avy has justhacked it! <3 Well you guys should follow me! Dancing Ninja!Anyways, Lets talk about the boys! First, Connor. Well.... what can i sayabout connor.... hmmm... welll hes writing a book about super hero/ villians.He loves comic stuff. Fav color is Green. Hes hilarious. Sadly, a huge perv.Smart. but hes too stupid to tell me his passworrd! ;pNow Jake! Hes funny. Perv too. hes also writing a book about arcanewarriors. Its reallllly good. Jake... Jake... Jake... hmmm.... Well he likes towrite quotes about life. and he shud post more. WINK WINK NUDGENUDGE JAKE!Well if I get any more info ill add more! Folow these guys and talk to themthere hilarious! and ladies there not taken! ;p~ Avy ~Hey!!

This Slipper012!! AKA The other ex!! Haha!! I dated Jake but not connor. I happen to be the ex that set up their account which is how I got on!! Avy, my bffl, is so right about those two!! But the one and most funny thing she forgot was each of their favorite numbers!!! Jake's is 679 and Connor's is 99. This translate into (for jake) 3some and (for connor) surprise butt sex!! Haha!! Jake, Connor, Avy and I are all part of our only little group called THE NERD HERD!! Comment on this page with what ya think. That's all for now peeps!! Deuce motha gooses!!~Sarbear <3

Ello govnah, this is Jake speaking. I'm here to add al the important stuff my ex's left out. to start off, I'm single, awesome and unique out of my mind. I'm probably the wierdest person you will ever meet and i always take that as a compliment. my fave activities are: archery, soccer, swimming, biking, acting, and reading. my favorite book is the Hunger Games. my favorite author is Rick Riordan. my favorite band is onerebublic. I have lightning fast reflexes. I'm sexy and i know it (only sort of kidding)P.S. my number is 207-468-0478 if you ever need to talk

Connor here. I'm nerdy,failtastic, and a hopless romantic. (i can't think of much else) oh, and i almost never go on here so it's probably jake you're talking to
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  1. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    hey you! my followers! follow my new account! smalltownboy!

  2. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    WHY WITTY WHY?

  3. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    the awkward moment when you see a condom ad on witty...

  4. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:41am UTC
    July 5th,
    every wittian,
    put a 'W' on your hand and
    see how many wittians are out there
    SPREAD THE WORD!

  5. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:47am UTC
    Well I guess if you're into trash like him, I'm way to good for you

  6. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    HELP MY FRIEND OUT! SHE DESERVES IT!
    http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=yxudvhpjnq4m8hamn8iop7ku66
    IF YOU DO IT I WILL FOLLOW YOU! POST A COMENT THAT YOU CLICKED THE LINK!

  7. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Hi Jake! I hacked your account! (NSS!) Love ya like a bRO!
    -Sher/Slipper012

  8. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    3....2.....1..... GO!
    (headshot)
    (respon)
    (grabs Intel)
    (backstab)
    (respon)
    (sentry)
    -TF2

  9. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    so who wants a witty bestfriend?

  11. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    hey, wanna talk?

  12. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:40am UTC
    News flash: the world isn't perfect. and like it or not, we all have a purpose. our purpose, make the world as perfect as we can in our own way. for example, I'm gonna improve the world by going into environmental science and helping fix climate change. you can help me by doing what makes you happy, will you?

  13. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:58am UTC
    does anyone else think the new witty is weird?

  14. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    I may seem strong but I'm
    breaking inside.

  15. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    mom: hate is a very stong word young man!
    me: thats why i used it
    nmf

  16. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    dont mind me, I'm just a ramdom guy wandering the twisting path of my own mind on a journey of self descovery.

  17. 2guys1account 2guys1account
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    April 19, 2012 11:39am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    honestly people, just respect each other's opinions. Hate only makes people want to kill themselves

  19. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:34am UTC
    just trust me, you'll break my heart before I break yours.

  20. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    I'm one of those guys who would keep a picture of you under my pillow and fall asleep staring at it. And no, I'm not quoting onedirection

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