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  1. letmeholdyourhand letmeholdyourhand
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 8:16am UTC
    Hello,beautiful people of the world!
    This account was created with the purpose to support and help anyone, absolutely ANYONE who needs it. It doesn't matter to me how small or insignificant you think your problem may be, all I want to do is H E L P.
    So please, if you need someone to talk to, someone to whine to, someone to laugh with, someone to complain with, someone to cry with, someone to rant at, someone to just be there to listen, or even someone to just give you a long list of compliments, I'M RIGHT HERE.
    Please, please please please, check out my profile and let me carry some of your burdens. Let me help you out. Let me hold your hand.
    Smile, you're beautiful <3 <3 xoxoxo (Iloveyou... <3)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    I almost find it pointless to follow yourcool
    because all of her quotes show up in the top section anyways

  4. chocomickey14 chocomickey14
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    Why not?
    I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
    paragraph in my comment box on my
    profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
    this on and see who the nicest guy is on
    Witty. See what guy can actually write a
    paragraph that will suprise you.

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:43am UTC
    Guess who has a boyfriend?

  6. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    The most amazing things
    CAN COME FROM SUCH TERRIBLE NIGHTS.

  7. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Me: um mom you can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang

  8.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    formatcreditLiveAllDay
    Me: Ah today is such a great day!
    Life: Oh wait, hold on let me make it worse for you by letting it rain and your umbrella malfunctions.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Wife: Did you guys eat dinner yet?
    Husband: yup. Just had pasta. Oh and by the way I laid the babysitter.
    Wife: excuse me?! You WHAT?!?!
    Husband: aha oops. PAID. I paid her. Sorry to give u a heart attack babe.
    Wife: omg. There are 2 things I hate in this world: you, and autocorrection :)

  10. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    •*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
    ★★★
    . .
    Right now, someone you haven't met is out there wondering what it would be like to meet someone like you.

  11. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    I'm a girl. . . Don't touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. open_books_not_legs open_books_not_legs
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    >> is your name SAT?
    Because I Wanna Do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes. ~

  14. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    So glad I'm almost 13. I'm really sick of the whole "She's a little 12 year old. She doesn't know what any of this is."
    Yeah well sorry b.itch but when you live in a life like mine you do.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 9:46am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I can't believe this is really happening.
    I'm graduating high school.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    I literally just started laughing at my own quote
    Is it time to call the therapist yet?

  18. CherryPop CherryPop
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    I don't know about you guys
    but whenever I see a quote with a 'follow' button below,
    it actually disencourages me to follow them.
    It's like I'm being forced into a relationship
    and I'm all like
    "Woah, buddy. Don't get ahead of yourself. We've only saw each other once. This is just moving too fast for me."

    it just seems a bit desperate. sorry, no offence intended.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Fun Fact: "Nolo" is Latin for "Do not want". So, if someone says YOLO, you
    can say nolo and they'll think it's just a stupid comeback but, in all actuality, you're speaking Latin which is classy and sh.t. So haha, jokes on them.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    last night i had a dream that my parents decided it was physically impossible to be as ugly as i was so they took me to a specialist and it turned out i was in fact a rare species of forest mushroom, not a human being.

:)

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