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  1. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    And who else likes these bands/singers?
    Three Days Grace
    Evanescence
    Paramore
    Pillar
    Areosmith
    Eminem
    Kelly Clarkson
    Avril lavigne
    The Civil Wars
    Arcade Fire

  2. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    ♥fav this. &I will follow you. im sick of my witty being boring

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
    guy on phone: yes.
    me: does it tickle when you walk?
    guy on phone: *click*

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    when someone says "it's getting hot in here,"
    I automatically think, "so take of all your clothes."

  5. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    You better
    take good care of your eyes, because they're
    the only balls you've got...
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  6. IAmThatGuyOnWitty IAmThatGuyOnWitty
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Girl: Happy fathers day.
    Boy: But im not- wait what....
    Girl:
    Boy:
    Girl:
    Boy: Sh*t...

  8. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Hope
    Times
    may
    be
    hard
    quote and
    format by
    fake_a_smile
    but
    you've
    gotta
    keep
    trying.
    I
    can't
    say
    it's
    easy,
    but
    the
    answer's
    not dying.

  9. OmgGuessWhoJust OmgGuessWhoJust
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    My week goes like this:
    Moooooooooonday
    Tuuuuuuuuuueessday
    Wedneeeeeeeeessssday
    Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday
    FridaySaturdaySunday.

  10. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    "How long is this Doritos commercial?!"
    "Grandma...that's Jersey Shore.."
    nmq, nmf


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Guess who I saw today?
    All the people I looked at.

  13. adri15purple adri15purple
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Happy Father's Day!!!
    Fave if you have a wonderful father that you love!

    nmf

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I Want
    Liam as my boyfriend
    Niall as my best friend
    Harry as my big brother
    Zayn as my partner in crime
    Louis as the one who makes me laugh
    Kevin as my pet
    format credit to OneDirection/Quote by OneDirection

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
    Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
    Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching.

  16. CrazyFootballChick CrazyFootballChick
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Those relationships
    everyone knows about,
    except them

  17. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:13pm UTC

    dear world,if a bra is called an 'over the shoulder boulder holder,' then what is mens underwear called?sincerely, 'under the butt nut hut?'I
    format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  18. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:44am UTC
    Is it just me?
    Is it just me or when someone makes a typo, you look down at your keyboard to see if it was acceptable.?
    fav for a series<3

  19. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    *Almost asleep*
    *Phone vibrates&
    are you kidding me right
    now!? I was comfortable
    & almo-- oh it's you♥

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Your breath smells so bad
    I don't know rather to give you a tic tac or toilet paper.

:)

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