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1. 23chars
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   October 3, 2014 3:34pm UTC
   Mean Girls: The only movie that can make a 2 second reference to October 3rd and make it a national holiday.
   
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2. 23chars
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2014 3:31pm UTC
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   Mean Girls Quote #9
   They say that you're a
   homeschooled, jungle
   freak that's a less
   hot version of me.
   -Regina George
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3. 23chars
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   October 3, 2014 3:29pm UTC
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   Mean Girls Quote #8
   Janis, I can't invite you
   because I think you're
   a lesbian.
   -Regina George
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4. 23chars
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2014 3:27pm UTC
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   Mean Girls Quote #7
   Evil takes human form in
   Regina George
   -Janis
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5. 23chars
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2014 3:26pm UTC
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   Mean Girls Quote #6
   That's why her hair is so
   big, it's full of secrets.
   -Damian
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6. 23chars
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2014 3:25pm UTC
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   Mean Girls Quote #5
   Brutus is just as cute as
   Caesar, right?
   -Gretchen Weiners
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7. 23chars
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   October 3, 2014 3:24pm UTC
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   Mean Girls Quote #4
   I have a nephew
   named Anfernee,
   and I know how
   mad he gets when I call him
   Anthony. Almost
   as mad as I get when I think about
   the fact that my sister named him
   Anfernee.
   -Ms. Duvall
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8. 23chars
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2014 3:19pm UTC
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   Mean Girls Quote #3
   Beware of plastics.
   -Janis
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9. 23chars
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2014 3:14pm UTC
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   Mean Girls Quote #2
   Stop trying to make fetch happen!
   It's not going to happen!
   -Regina George
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10. 23chars
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 3:13pm UTC
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    Mean Girls Quote #1
    It's October 3rd
    -Cady Heron
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11. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    don't become who hurt you.
    
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12. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 10:39pm UTC
    "Hey, I saw your ex yesterday."
    If you didn't punch them in the throat, I don't care what you saw.
    
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13. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 10:33pm UTC
    Homecoming is just grinding on each other in a hot, sweaty gym to old Lil Wayne songs in front of your english teacher.
    
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14. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 10:32pm UTC
    "Didn't you just eat?"
    "Yeah so?"
    
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15. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 10:29pm UTC
    When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
    
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16. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 12:50pm UTC
    Real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day.
    
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17. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 12:47pm UTC
    If I had to rate my stress, I'd say I'm pretty close to 2007 Britney Spears
    
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18. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    I want to meet the male version of me.
    
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20. 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    Things to look forward to in October:
    1. Halloweentown
    2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar's Revenge
    3. Halloweentown High
    4. Return to Halloweentown
    
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