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  1. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    Friend:OMG that song is soo old
    Me:Yout mom is old to and you still lisent to her!!
    Friend:o_O

  2. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    You should
    alway repost
    chain message
    becouse i was
    killed 17 by a
    dead girl
    standing at the
    corner of my
    bed

  3. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    I ask my parent simple yes or no question and I get a lecture

  4. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    I dreamed about you last night
    Awww really???
    Yeah, you died

  5. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Look at you sitting there and reading this.By now you'll have realised you have wasted 5 seconds of your life reading this,Therafore you might just like this quote

  6. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I HATE YOU ALL!!!GO DIE!!!I HATE MY LIFE!!!*
    After a nap and snack*
    I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOOAAH!!

  7. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Don't ever judge someone.You don't know their story and you dont know what they go through.Just think,how would you feel if you would get judged

  8. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    "Don't you die on me,"I say to my laptop as i run to get the charger

  9. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Lets go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun i know we only met but lets pretend it's love<3

  10. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Im not weird
    Im a limited edition :)
    )

  11. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:33am UTC
    That akward momment when
    you get 69% in a test in school

  12. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Without me awsome
    would be just
    awso

  13. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:23am UTC
    1 hour on witty seems like 1 min
    1 min of studying seems like 1 hour

  14. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Who ever invented the Knoe Knock jokes,should get a No-Bell prize

  15. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:18am UTC
    When butterflies get nervous do they feel humans in their stomachs??

  16. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Most teens get in trouble for drinking
    or smoking, i get in trouble for using the internet too much

  17. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:11am UTC
    My boyfriend and me are soo
    diffrent i exist he dosen't

  18. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Anyone likes reading
    scary stories???should i
    start writting them??

  19. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Anyone else
    a fan of Austin
    Mahone from
    YouTube???

  20. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    I always regret that i
    have my phone on silent
    when i can't find it

:)

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