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1laura1218

1. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 1:43pm UTC
   I know why Voldemort's nose is flat :)
   It's becouse he ran into the wrong wall at the train statoin :)
   
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2. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   In the movie "2012" New York was flooded
   whathappened to New York in October in
   reall??
   just let that sink in....
   
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3. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2012 1:17pm UTC
   Once upon a Time
   I used to sleep
   Then this thing called
   W i t ty P r o f i l e s APPEARED
   
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4. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 2:40pm UTC
   Taylot Swift
   Any one else a Swiftie??
   I mean like how the F*ck can you
   hate her?
   Shes f*cking amazing!!
   
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5. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   Interviewer: Are you a Harry Potter fan?
   Harry: Yeah, massive fan.
   Liam: That's why his name is Harry
   
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6. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 10:44am UTC
   Party rocking dosen't start till i log in!! :)
   format credit to OneDirection
   
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7. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 5:22am UTC
   Blanket on to hot
   blanket off to cold
   one leg out perfect untill that demon from parnomal activity grabs your leg and pulls you down the hall
   
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8. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 5:13pm UTC
   The person who will give you unexplainedhappiness will also give you unexplained sadness.
   Zayn Malik
   
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9. 1laura1218
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC
   To love someone that doesn't love you back is like wating for a boat on a airport
   -Zayn Malik
   
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10. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 10:13am UTC
    Sarcasm is
    offending idiot's
    without them
    knowing
    
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11. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:46am UTC
    Are you a tower ?
    Becouse Eiffle for you <3
    who gets it?
    ♥
    
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12. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Im that kind of person that will
    laugh when gets 69 in a test
    
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13. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I remember when 69 was just a number..
    
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14. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 10:57am UTC
    how do people
    do their homework on the internet
    without getting distracted
    
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15. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Me an the internet are in a
    perfect relationship i could
    say we have a connection <3
    
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16. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Smile becaouse your
    haters hate it
    
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17. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Parents:How are you up soo early??
    Me: Who said I went to sleep??!?
    
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18. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    I really thought Danielle Peazar was the right on
    for Liam :(
    
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19. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 5:07am UTC
    Haha guys i created a facebook
    yesterday and right now i
    have 69 friends
    69 hahah this made me laugh so i decided
    ill share it with ye guys hahah
    
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20. 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    I read a lot of........quotes xD
    
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