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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
September 6, 2009 8:01am UTC

read this outloud
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this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is an cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
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now do back and read the 3rd word in each line
sorry if its already up here.
1missedcall12
haha

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1MissedCall12
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September 2, 2009 5:53pm UTC

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 27, 2009 4:01pm UTC

If I'm a bad person, you don't like me
Well I guess I'll make it my own way
Its a circle, I mean a cycle
I can't excite you anymore
ignorance, paramore

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 11:07am UTC

Practicing
eating hot dogs
who doesn't want a trophy that says:
HOT DOG EATING CHAMPION 2009

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 5:46pm UTC

hiya!!! i'm sammi the fairy!!! whats your favorite color?!

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 5:23pm UTC

OOO!!! you gotz sunglasses in your profile thingy!!! but i gotz a dinosaur!!!!dinosaurs are better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her name was bob...and she used to be pink...but then she died cuz she watched tv for too long and was jumping rope and drinking ice coffee at the same time. so like she became a boy and i named him julie bella princess the 3rd!!

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1MissedCall12
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August 12, 2009 2:13pm UTC

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 2:11pm UTC

I'm so cool, I wear sunglases inside. xD

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 10:09am UTC

Ok witty people, I gotta question.
Who the hell is Justin Bieber?!? And what makes him so 'special'?! And why are people on witty OBSESSED with HIM by making like TONS of quotes bout him?!

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 5:26pm UTC

are dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of dinosaurs...? or chicken...?
questionable foods quote #1
all mine...no stealing!

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 12:52pm UTC

Name: Sam
Age: 12
Fav Color: pink
Fav Movie: Blades of Glory
Fav Cartoon: Spongebob
Single: Yes
Currently Annoyed: Not really
Cheese or Pickles: Pickles
Tacos or Nachos: Nachos [:
Hair Color: Not quite suree....It's like blonde-ish brown...idk
Eye Color: Once again, not sure...i think its brown?
Fav Band: Cobra Starship
Annoyed by these questions yet? Not Really...
Pancakes or Waffles: idkkk....is tie an exceptable answer?
Are you naturally hyper? Yesh!!!
Beach or Pool? ewww i hate the beach...pool! :D
What do you think of Hannah Montana? She can't sing, why is she famous??
How about the Jonas Brothers? Their music is okay....but they just look like idiots on their new show Jonas
Ever tried shark? Ewww!!!!
French fries or Tater Tots: French Fries!!! [:
Annoyed yet?? No!
Cookies or Pie: cookies [:
Water or Kool Aid: Kool Aid :D
Wear make up? Yes...I luv eyeliner :D
Skinny jeans or Flare? Flare is yucky! Skinny jeans! xD
Short or Tall? I'm short!! xD
Can you work a computer well? Not really
Do you have a cellphone? No!! Its so unfair!!! ALL my friends have one!
Annoyed yet? NO!!! QUIT ASKING!!!!
Do you talk in caps often? Yesh!!! I have caps issues...but I'm talking normal so you witty people don't get freaked out
Are you a fan of the 80's? YESH!!!! I LUV THE 80's!!!!!!
Guns & Roses or Def Leppard? Guns & Roses!!
What are you thinking about right now? The answer to this question....and if zebras will have spots in the future
What color are zebras? white...and black
What color are unicorns?.....HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! THEY AREN'T REAL!
Do you enjoy school? NO! I want to know who would EVER enjoy school! You sit at desks for 45 minutes, get up and go to a different class!!
Tired of typing yet? Sorta
Do you know what day of the week it is? No...I lost track back in June
Do big words confuse you? Sometimes...but I like to use big words to make me seem smarter AND to annoy people who get confused by them.
Wish this quiz was over? sorta
Hands hurt yet? not really
What are you currently listening to? Guns & Roses xP
Fav show on TV? idk
Do you feel bad for the kids on Jon & Kate plus 8? TOTALLY! They have a dad who's dating girls who just got outta college and are probably just wanting their 15 minutes of fame, while their mom is stuck all alone raising them!
Bored? Yesh
Wish the quiz was over?? YUP!!!!
Okay....you can leave now? YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 11:59am UTC

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Who says pink dinosaurs aren't real?

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 6:49pm UTC

So me and my friend are talking on AIM, and I was babling like and idiot and i didnt even know what the hell I was talking about. And she says the best thing ever for the moment:
"I'll just stay out of your stupidy by not speaking."

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
August 1, 2009 6:30pm UTC

Why Don't You Go To The Mall,
And Go Shopping,
And Buy Yourself A Life

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 8:32pm UTC

If everyone was the same, we all would be GRAYBLOBS, boring without a personality & what makes you different

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1MissedCall12
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July 17, 2009 1:47pm UTC

People always tell me I'm wrong, and that don't know what I'm talking about. BUT I DO!! CANADIAN BACON IS REAL BACON!!!! NOT SOME RIPOFF CRAP HAM!!!!

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
July 14, 2009 5:34pm UTC

If you think falling off of chairs is 'abnormal' then honny, I'm the QUEEN of abnormal

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
July 14, 2009 5:16pm UTC

Save the drama for the llama
Cause this girl doesn't give a crap

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
July 14, 2009 5:02pm UTC

I speak sarcasm as a second language [:

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1MissedCall12
posted a quote
July 13, 2009 10:57am UTC

You know you love him when you wake him up at 10:30 in the morning just to talk to him.
which i actually just did to the dude i like [:

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