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1DisSleepingWithSirens_

1. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2013 7:40pm UTC
   ever since the day I went back to school
   everything became 2x more stressful.
   
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2. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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   August 18, 2013 8:30pm UTC
   raise your hand if
   you start school tomorrow.
   ☝
   
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3. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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   August 14, 2013 2:50pm UTC
   can you not.
   
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4. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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   August 14, 2013 2:34pm UTC
   when you're about to walk across the street
   and after you look both ways and begin walking, that car decides to appear from nowhere.
   
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5. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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   August 13, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   sehnsucht
   (n.) "the inconsolable longing in the human heart for we know not what." yearning for a far, familiar, non-earthly land one can identify as one's home
   
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6. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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   August 8, 2013 1:44am UTC
   when i discover a new band
   i either listen to one of their songs, or all of them. there is no in between.
   
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7. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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   August 7, 2013 2:22pm UTC
   *back to school commercial comes on tv*
   me: *screams*
   
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8. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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   August 6, 2013 12:59am UTC
   one of the good things about the internet
   is that if there is a word you don't know how to pronounce, you just type it and you're good. such as the word aglet.
   
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9. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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   July 24, 2013 10:52pm UTC
   so i went to the hospital today and i saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
   this one can't run away
   
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10. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 24, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    would your 7 year old self be proud of you right now
    
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11. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 24, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    Facebook: "Like if..."
    Witty: "Fave if..."
    Twitter: "RT if..."
    Tumblr: "Re-Blog if..."
    
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12. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 23, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    i don't care who you are. if you talk smack about my mom,
    i will straight up punch you in the face.
    
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13. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 23, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    there should be a type of makeup to cover up people's insecurities, if you get what i mean. not makeup for your face, we already have that. but a makeup thats just something to cover up your thighs to make them look skinnier, or your stomach to make it seem slimmer. no starving, no surgery, no pills. just makeup. it would make everyone feel better about themselves.
    
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14. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 19, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    Hey I just punched you, and this is crazy.
    but here's your front teeth, so shut up maybe.
    
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15. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 19, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    when i logged onto witty just now
    the last thing i expected was that World War III had started while I was gone.
    
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16. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    grandma: DO YOU WANT A COOKIE
    me: no thanks grandma
    grandma: HERE'S YOUR COOKIE
    
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17. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 17, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    John Cale: look, i need you to hear me right now. look at me. i'm sorry i didn't make it to your talent show. i really wished i was there.
    Emily Cale: i don't.
    John: well that sucks because i thought you would want this.
    Emily: these are white house passes.
    John: your dad has a job interview with the secret service.
    Emily: that is really cool, john.
    John: you just gonna stick with john?
    Emily: yeah.
    John: okay.
    (white house down)
    
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18. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 12, 2013 1:15am UTC
    I'm driving 8 hours Saturday,
    I will love you forever if you told me some songs to download to listen to on the way to West Virginia
    
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19. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 10, 2013 2:12am UTC
    I'm driving for 8 hours on Saturday
    What are some good songs to download to listen to on the way there?
    
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20. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
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    July 8, 2013 3:02am UTC
    Everytime you look at me,
    I look away.
    Everytime you look away,
    I look at you.
    
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