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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    Don't stretch your arms more than your sleeves can reach.

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    Do not wait until you're thirsty to dig a well

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    “Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.”
    — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    “Words may show a man's wit, but actions his meaning.”

  5. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    "While an author is yet living, we estimate his powers by his worst performance; and when he is dead, we rate them by his best." — Samuel Johnson


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    I'm now convinced that girls really
    only want one thing from guys...
    All of our hoodies.

  8. TheCastawayWolf TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Me: Ugh, I'm so tired.
    Friend: When did you get up?
    Me: 5:00
    Friend: Yeah? Well I got up at 4:00.
    Me: ....
    Me: .........
    Me: Sorry to hear that, but that does not change the fact that I am tired.
    I hate when people do that.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    you must be a math problem
    because you're annoying and difficult and i don't wanna solve your problems for you.

  10. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Her names Victoria
    She died a hero yesterday. She hid her first graders in the cabinets and the closets after hearing the gunfire. When the shooter came to her classroom, she told him that her students were in the gym. He then gunned her down and moved on. She saved the lives of all her students . Please pass this on if you see it.
    She deserves to be remembered for her bravery

  11. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    R.I.P
    -Victoria Soto. 14/12/2012-
    The Stratford High graduate aged 27,
    who was killed in the Connecticut Shooting.
    She hid her first graders in closets and cabients,
    then told the shooter they were in the gym.
    He killed her but not one of her children were harmed.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    My Christmas Shopping is finally done!
    Let me know what you think of the gifts!
    Mom: New Coach Wallet and Bombshell perfume from VS
    Dad: MK cologne, Armani sweater
    Sister Court: Visa Gift Card $35, Bombshell perfume VS, and Vera Bradly baby bag
    Brother Derek: RoseGold MK watch
    Nephew Connor: Mini scooter and hoodie
    Bestie: NineWest Flats, and 2 pink yoga pants
    YAY GIFT GIVING<3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    I'm cancer freeā™„

  17. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Plot Twist: He likes you back.

  18. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Sometimes
    I think about my future. Really far into my future. I worry about my next life, whether I'll be a boy or a girl, what kind of person I'll be, things like that. What if I don't have it as good as I do now? What if I don't have a home or decent amount of food? It scares me. But to be honest, it also makes me grateful for the life I have now. It makes me cherish each and every day I have in this life. This lifetime is a gift.

  19. alyssuh alyssuh
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Teacher: What's something you need that you can't see or feel?
    Person: Air.
    Me: Wifi.

  20. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Single for New Years.
    Single for Valentines Day.
    Single for Easter
    Single for the last day of school.
    Single for my birthday.
    Single for the 4th of July.
    Single for Halloween.
    Single for Thanksgiving.
    Single for Christmas.
    yep.

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