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  1. StayBeautiful4WhoUR StayBeautiful4WhoUR
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    On my last birthday I wished I was dead.
    and they all clapped.
    without knowing.

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Have you ever really thought about how sad it is that so many people in this world want to die? When we were little kids we were the happiest people ever, and all of a sudden we hate ourselves and our lives. I just want to be a little kid again.

  3. JustStevie JustStevie
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    So today, my girlfriend was telling me a story, and I interrupted her with a kiss.
    She replied with: "Uhm excuse me, I was talking.."

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    You're too young to let the world break you

  5. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    I look up at the stars
    and I think that maybe, just maybe, he's looking up at these same stars too. ♥

  6. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:47pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    you're probably naked underneath all those clothes.
    you wh/re.

  9. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    "How long is this Doritos commercial?!"
    "Grandma...that's Jersey Shore.."
    nmq, nmf

  10. imabeautifulfighter imabeautifulfighter
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Im cancer free!!!!

  11. MyMayday MyMayday
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    2012: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number... so call me maybe.
    1800's: Greetings. I just had the pleasure of your encounter and the experience is mind boggling, but I shall give you a piece of paper informing you of how you can contact me... so please consider talking to me.

  12. xxchloexxneon xxchloexxneon
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    If I ever become a highschool teacher, I will staple a McDonald's application to the back of every failed test.

  13. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I would date a british boy...
    or four, and an Irish one.

  14. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Every Single Time I Wear Headphones,
    EVERYONE
    Decides to talk to me.
    formFormatnf format credit:ConverseLover

  15. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Teacher: Ok class, please copy what I have written on the board. Student:Then move out of the way, idiot. nmf

  16. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    People need to realize
    That EVERYONE makes mistakes.
    nmf

  17. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Even the prettiest
    g i r l s f e e l u g l y s o m e t im e s . T h e h a p p i e s t g i r l s [x] [x] [x]
    CRYATNIGHT, <<
    the independent ||| girls feel alone.
    We all might be living
    d i f f e r e n t l i v e s , b u t wh e n i t c o m e s d o w n t o i t [x] [x] [x]
    WEAREALL <<
    fighting ||| the same monsters.

  18. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Is Witty going green?,
    because I'm seeing a lot of reused quotes!

  19. dulldawn001 dulldawn001
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    dear fat in my body,
    please find your way to my boobs.

  20. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Row, row, row your boat
    Gently off a cliff.
    Thank you

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