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12Ways

1. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2013 5:34am UTC
   WITTY NEEDS A REPORT BUTTON
   FOR POEPLE WHO ARE TOO
   DANMEN AWESOME
   
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2. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2013 10:57pm UTC
   Cupid's Classes
   I'm confused
   Confused about love
   doesn't make up his mind
   cupid doesn't take archery classes
   because this time he missed the mark
   but only by a little bit he'd said
   he denies any time I ask him
   I'm just so very confused
   Confused with love
   Just Confused
   
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3. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2013 10:45pm UTC
   Somedays
   I sit and try smiling
   but it hurts
   why does it hurt?
   is it because it isnt true?
   is it because I haven't pulled it from the shelf?
   it has sat in my pocket
   gone through the washing machine
   fallen from my bag
   stepped on and broken
   cracked and dry
   Somedays
   I sit and try laughing
   but my jaw aches
   why does it ache?
   have I laughed too much before?
   if I force it will it be pained?
   have i left it lonely in the woods?
   it has echoed in hallways
   faded like fog
   smoking in windows
   poisoning my throat
   Somedays
   I sit and try writing
   and it is the only thing I can do.
   mq mf
   
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4. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2013 10:27pm UTC
   What if the cure to cancer is
   simple?
   something like taking healthy cells from the patient,
   giving them a dose of the disease so the cells learn to fight cancer
   then injecting them back into the infected area
   the cells will have learnt how to fight cancer
   they use the same "tactics" to fight the real cancer
   or you could take the fighting cells and run tests to see what they do
   then use those tests to find how the cells fought cancer
   and use that to fight cancer.
   What if it's all very simple?
   
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5. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2013 6:29pm UTC
   I'm losіng іt
   I act lіke a bіtch when I lіke someone OK?
   It's kіndergarten shіt I know,
   But I stіll
   Really Lіke You.
   
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6. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2013 6:07pm UTC
   Did you know?
   If an awkward dinosaur like me
   likes someone,
   the Cool Watermelon she likes
   won't like her back?
   So what are you?
   An Awkward Dinosaur?
   Or a Cool Watermelon?
   
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7. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   *Kid was messing w/ my computer*
   Guy Freind: What's this? *Clicks witty*
   Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
   *Witty opens*
   CaptainWhore
   Him:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Dad:
   Squirrel:
   Dying Fish:
   Tree:
   Pinneapple:
   
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8. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 6:50pm UTC
   I ask you
   not to break me but
   I'm just
   too easy to shatter
   
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9. 12Ways
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 2:57am UTC
   That girl
   she has it together
   Everything is under control
   the perfect boy
   two classes ahead
   and the widest smile
   Why am I not that girl?
   
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10. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 2:41am UTC
    Makeup
    Some call an artist a painter
    Some call an artist to draw
    But I find the true artists
    In the least expected spots
    One uses a brush
    The other a pad
    They dab it on her canvas
    And smooth out the bad
    But these artists do hide
    The beauty behind
    By covering their canvas
    With seeminly controlled lines
    But the masterpeice isnt finished
    There are even more steps
    Theres smiling and laughing
    And pain inside her head
    The paintings never finished
    She scrubs it out of sight
    With teardrops and water
    She's done painting for the night
    Whe wakes up in the morning
    And paints it just to learn
    So compliment those artists
    Before the paintings burn
    
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11. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
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12. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    My Dog: OMFG FOOD!!!
    Me: OMFG FOOOD!!!!!
    
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13. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    She better hold him tight
    Give her all her love
    Look in in those beautiful eyes
    And know she's lucky cause....
    
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14. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    12 Reasons I hate you:
    1.You think you are better than everyone else
    2.You flirt with everyone
    3.You put me down
    4.You lower my self esteem
    5.You think you are nice
    6.You insult me
    7.You make me trail at your heels like a puppy
    8.You try to reel me back in
    9.You don't care what I think
    10.You told me you flirted with him
    11.You cried when i told you it was bitchy
    12.You did it again.
    I was the one crying
    Don't think you can
    Because you were supposed To be my best friend.
    
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15. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    I best tidy up my head
    I'm the only one
    in love.
    
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16. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:49am UTC
    Hannah Montanna:
    Miley: I look terrible
    Lily: Well you look kind of ok if you...close one eye and then close.....the other...and..just envision it and......PERFECT!
    
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17. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:40am UTC
    WHEN
    YOU
    SMILE
    AND
    HE
    SMILES
    BACK
    ♥
    
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18. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:26am UTC
    Me: *At new seasons*
    Me: *Sees little girl staring at me in shopping cart*
    Me: *Smiles*
    Little Girl: *Growls*
    Me: Is it my face......?
    
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19. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:23am UTC
    Me: *Finishes test 15 mins early*
    Me: OH GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT DID I DO WRONG AND HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO FIX IT?
    
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20. 12Ways
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    When you get so angry
    all you think
    about someone
    is
    fᴜck you
    
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