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MissTomlinson
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February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC

*When I'm on Omegle*
Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

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hellocharlie
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February 8, 2013 12:07pm UTC

When I see my cat staring out the window.
I sit behind him and whisper, 'Look simba,
everything the light touches is our kingdom'

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happiest*
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February 8, 2013 3:28pm UTC

friend: my lips are the worst part of my face
me: my face is the worst part of my face

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gimmesun123
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Am I the only one who...
Occasionally wakes up my pets when they're asleep just to check that they're not dead?

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happiest*
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February 8, 2013 3:19pm UTC

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
Little girl: Then you ask him.
nmf

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Fish are friends, not blizzards

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bye*
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 5:11pm UTC

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:38pm UTC

I wish I was cute so that I could take selfies
and not want to punch myself in the face.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:57am UTC

there is a difference
between letting go and
pretending you've forgotten
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:40pm UTC

signs he likes you
(3 of 10)
You Catch Him Looking at You.
Of course, this doesn't
count if you've been staring at
him for the past hour,
hoping to get his attention, and
he catches you in the act. It
only counts if you glance
over at him and caught him in mid-stare.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:55pm UTC

*wakes up with one sock on*
"whoa what a crazy night"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Is this--I--a capital i or a lowercase L? You'll never know.
Now look at the word read. Now, tell me, which tense did I use it in.
Now look at the word lead. Now, tell me, did I mean the verb or the metal.
Welcome to the English language.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 10:55am UTC

i'm the girl who all the
BOYS WANT TO DANCE WITH & YOU'RE THE BOY WHO GOT
too many chances

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Just once
I want someone to look at me and
right away think I was beautiful.
Not after they get to know me,
or after they see inside my soul,
just me.
I want to walk in a room
light up,
not blend.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:15pm UTC

*someone cute walks past me*
me: nooo babe, come back. i love you.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC

The worst thing about taking naps is that you expect to wake up
afterwards feeling well-rested, but instead, you feel like you died and you forget who you are.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 7:19pm UTC

getting suspicious when
you're backpack feels light

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 7:32pm UTC

At what age does one finally stop believing that if their feet or hands
dangle off the side of the bed, a monster or murderer will grab them? Because I'm pretty sure I'm too old for this.

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 6:44pm UTC

THE SAD PART IS
when you finally let someone have you,
they stop doing what it took to get you.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I overheard my Ex on the
phone saying he's being stalked.
I think he's imagining it, I follow him home
every night and I've never seen anyone.

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