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  1. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2014 3:46pm UTC
    When you're in bed and you realise you didn't do your homework-

  2. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    Dont let people treat you like a c i g a r e t t e
    they'll only use you when they're bored
    and step on you when they're done.
    Be like d r u g s ,
    Let them die for you

  3. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    "Beauty begins the
    MOMENT
    you decide to be yourself."
    - COCO CHANEL
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  4. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 4:10am UTC
    Ladies and Gentlemen
    The best escape plan I've ever seen

  5. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    Personally, I feel that Romeo and Juliet
    could have handled the situation better.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    omfG
    SO TODAY IN
    PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
    PHONE WENT OFF
    AND HER RINGTONE
    WAS SHINE
    BRIGHT LIKE A
    DIAMOND AND MY
    TEACHER STOOD UP
    AND SAID TURN
    THAT THING OFF IF I
    HEAR IT AGAIN
    I WILL PERSONALLY
    TRACK DOWN
    RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
    TO HER THAT
    DIAMONDS DO NOT
    SHINE THEY REFLECT
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    someone called me fat today at school because
    i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    You know that quiet girl in class?
    Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

  10. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 2:07am UTC
    Me at 2 am: 'Ok, now lets play a fun game called lets see how quietly I can pee'

  11. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 2:50am UTC
    remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

  12. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    "I'd swallow razor blades to see you smile, but even that wouldn't do it."

  13. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 4:57pm UTC
    why bother texting me when you won't carry a conversation

  14. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    it's just the little things😊

  15. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    Fave this if you are one of the tall kids who always had to stand in the back whenever there was a photo being taken.

  16. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  17. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.

  18. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  19. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  20. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 4:03am UTC
    The local supermarket is out of brocolli,
    Locolli
    BADDUMTSS ;)

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