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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 3:25pm UTC

Dear People,
if you are going to date your girlfriend/boyfriend
and you say to hundreds of other boys/girls that
they are "perfect" by their looks. Then why are you
dating your boyfriend/girlfriend in the first place. Are
you trying to make them look like they are not good
enough to be your world. Most of the time they will
think that they are not good enough in this world.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Teacher: Find a partner
Me: *cries*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 5:49pm UTC

I’m getting a fu.cking divorce.
- my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 2:14pm UTC

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 2:17pm UTC

people who say pepsi and coke taste the same shouldn’t be trusted

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC

I have this weird self-esteem
issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says 'open wide' is frowned upon in this establishment.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:30pm UTC

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE F.CKING LIKES YOU” in someones face

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lautnerlover98
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 9:11pm UTC

What do boy even find attractive about boobs? They are literally a ball of fat on a girls chest. Like if you can love me for the fat on my chest why cant you love me for the fat on my stomach?

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 5:45pm UTC

She said faintly, "I don't care."
but you could tell from the way her voice cracked
that tears were about to pour down her cheecks,
and she got ready to wipe them with her sleeve,
which revealed her crimson stained wrists that
in fact, she really did care.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 12:44pm UTC

PE does not mean "Physical Education",
It means "Public Embarassment".

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Girls, girls, girls. If you are going to get in a physical fight with another female,
do it right. Do not; slap, kick, bite, scratch, hair pull, etc. Take the fists that God gave you and punch that mouthy sob right in the mouth. You're welcome.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 12:47pm UTC

"Swearing is unattractive."
Well I'm not attractive anyways, so fúck off."

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 2:27pm UTC

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Okay, puberty. Joke's over.
Now make me hot.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 2:25pm UTC

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Hey there delilah what’s it like in
new york city
I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
I installed a camera in your room, I’m watching you

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 4:59pm UTC

When I was about 9, I went to this summer camp. That year, the camp
decided to ban sugar. So, a girl who was about 13 or 14 got a bunch of candy and sugar based products and charged a dollar for it on the side of the playground (where the counselors couldn't see us) and she'd have a bunch of friends act as guards so no one could steal the candy and she was basically a drug dealer without the actual drugs. Long story short, the girl who sold the sugar is now an actual drug dealer

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Just do whatever makes you happy
How about you

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