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  2. xxSydneeey12 xxSydneeey12
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    July 28, 2011 8:07pm UTC
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  3. patrick13 patrick13
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    That moment when,
    you were younger and you
    you got a cut or you got hurt and you thought the only way to heal it was with a
    Bandaid :)
    Or was that just me?!

  4. MollyReed11 MollyReed11
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
    [Man opens his door.]
    Patrick: I love you.
    -Spongebob & Patrick

  5. you_were_my_everything you_were_my_everything
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    He's a player.
    & he's just part of the
    the game,
    that you can never win.


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  7. BeMyHeroSeverus BeMyHeroSeverus
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    ♥Lalalalala♥
    ♥Music to my ears♥
    && that perfect song that describes your mood right now

  8. paiiggexo paiiggexo
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:02pm UTC
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    pssst,patrick. wanna know what's funnier than 24?..
    25!
    no matter how old i get,
    spongebob still makes me laugh<3
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  9. klassicgirl klassicgirl
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    The only ugly thing about a girl,
    is that she doesn't think she's beautiful.
    ------------♥------------
    M y quote/NMF

  10. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Real girls aren't perfect, & perfect girls aren't real. [♥]

  11. Emily98 Emily98
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    *At you're wedding*
    Groom: I d--
    *Kayne West interupts*
    Im really happy for you,
    but Kate Middleton &
    Prince Williams
    had one of the best weddings
    of ALL time...

    NMF


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  15. JennyWitty JennyWitty
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    July 28, 2011 8:00pm UTC
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  16. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    So Today,
    I went to the pool with my family and I
    looked at the pool rules and it said,
    "Anyone caught playing Marco Polo will be
    arrested."
    ♥♥
    ( T r u e S t o r y )
    nmf

  17. LovlyLovlygirl LovlyLovlygirl
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you walk in to a room think your alone , do something stupid realize your not alone and think
    crap... RUN!

  18. MollyReed11 MollyReed11
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Squidward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
    Patrick: Like a genie!
    -Squidward & Patrick

  19. sillyducky69 sillyducky69
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    July 28, 2011 8:00pm UTC
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  20. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 12:58pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you can't tell if someone is a man or a woman

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